that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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