if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
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went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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