Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
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I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
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I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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