I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Why is your signature on my underwear?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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