your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
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Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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