I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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