I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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