so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
My breasts were aching with rage.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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