Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
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You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
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She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity