He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
A+ Viking dick
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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