It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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