My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
They have beer where we have blood.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
