check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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