we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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