you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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