How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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