Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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