evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
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I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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