Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
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There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
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Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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