Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
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Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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