when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
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And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
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I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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