awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Semen is not good for contacts.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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