So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
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He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
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Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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