Betty ford says i'm here all night
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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