How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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