weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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