Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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