I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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