I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
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I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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