If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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