Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
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I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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