people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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