can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
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Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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