What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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