do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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