I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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