Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I'm having to shit out rocks
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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