Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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