six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
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Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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