I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
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Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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