Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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