the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
