R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
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u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
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Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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