I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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