I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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