so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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