So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
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Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
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Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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