I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Randomize
