butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
Randomize