How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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