I cannot find my penis.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
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Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
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How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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