did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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