He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
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smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
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Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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