Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
