NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Do vagina's smell?
handjob tips. give me some.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
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2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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