Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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