Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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